21 July 2010

Hi, friends.

Somehow my iPhone is to blame for the fact that my flan is being seriously neglected. Let's talk about that for a minute. I love the iPhone more then any person should love a tangible object. I love it so much that if we ever have to part I don't know what I'll do... but I can tell you right now that I will probably die.

If there is one area where the iPhone lacks, it's that lame excuse for a keyboard. How am I supposed to write and drive with that thing?! Not that I would ever write and drive... not now, anyway. Literally im.poss.ible. You know what else would be impossible? Writing an entire blog post. Which brings me to my final point: I hardly ever use my computer these days.

I lied. I do use my computer to watch 4.5 season of The Hills. I also use it to get a better look at things on ebay, take pictures on photoshop to see how I like my make-up, and occasionally sync my iPhone. But blogging? Out of the question. As you can see, I already spend way too much time away from my iPhone as it is.

Over the course of the last 3 paragraphs I have convinced myself that my iPhone is entirely to blame for... well, everything. How about I share some phone photos? Will that make this post worth reading? At all? Maybe just a little?

This is exactly what it looks like. Big girl feet and little girl feet.
I don't know why.

This is my boyfriend. He also happens to be 13 years-old, and my brother.
Who am I to question fate?

I call this "View From the Car."

I call this one "Even Better View From the Car."

Mothers don't understand the joy of iPhones.

This is what happens when your Mom is sick, but insists on baking your Dad a birthday cake anyway.

And hey, here's a HAWT photo booth picture showcasing some HOTT makeup skills.

We've missed you.
And by we I mean me.
Talking about myself in plurals would just be weird.

I think I'm back to blogging for good...
all of us.

As soon as I finish that last season of The Hills.

7 comments:

Mel said...

I am also in love with iPhone. Completely. Like, I probably spend more time with iPhone than I do with my children. Yikes. At least your love affair with an object is only keeping you from blogging!

Kim said...

You look gorgeous in your last picture there Taren (and just like your mom). And I love the cake (and your mom).

Liz said...

I like your reflection in your mom's sunglasses.
You are such a nerd.
I need to see you one of the weekends Jon and I come up.

Charles said...

I just got the iPhone4... and it is my favorite thing ever ever ever.... except for maybe my iPad. I want to marry steve jobs... which be about as weird as you dating your brother....

anyway... don't shit on your iPhone... iPhones make life worth waking up in the morning for.

http://arealgoodblog.blogspot.com

Jennie Smithson said...

love. love. love. the makeup!

and HALLE-FREAKING-LUJAH! I was about to bust out some karate moves or something if you didn't blog soon. (seriously, I was on your page about to write you a wall post and I was like eh... I'll just check to make SUUREEE she really still hasn't blogged)

lucky for you, you did.

I can breathe again.

Riforfo Rex said...

That is an authentic buffalo!!. Old Bill could not with them after all.

Kim said...

so much for "back to blogging for good", huh?