The only thing is... I'm just a little nervous about this:
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We're going to play a little game of mad gab. I'm going to change things up a bit, but you should be able to get the general idea.
My name is (Loser),
I'm a poser (don't know if that matters to you), an RM, and rock solid in my belief. I'm currently actually TRYING to find a place to stare creepily at girls/women simply because I feel like I need to know more about women. Don't take that the wrong way - I'm fine on my feet with dating and all that... but honestly... I want the challenge of living with three girls, to study what they think, etc. etc. etc. because I want to be a good creepster later on down the road and sometimes women are rather... mesmerizing. I also want the challenge of how apparently tempting it would be - and to be able to say I came out defiled. Maybe I'm arrogant/proud about my ability and strength but I'd still like the chance to see a girl naked.
........................(awkward silence)........................
Oh, but it didn't end there. He went on to tell me all about the business he started all by his lonesome. Then he linked me to his facebook page and said he'd like to talk about his request some more.
Eeeeeee.... no thanks.
Anyway, that's the end of that story. I hope you found that somewhat entertaining, seeing as I could be facing JAIL TIME for being a disseminator!
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9 comments:
Sounds like a real winner. It's probably best just not to respond.
Oh, my. This is disturbing.
Even though I know you changed parts of his e-mail, I had a hard time finding which parts exactly. It still sounded like the original message I read.
I think you should let your other roommate, "Olga," start communicating with him and see how eager he is to choose you as his lab rats on his little gender-role experiment.
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Question what LDS guy who is solid in his faith would want to live with a girl...doesn't that seem kind of backwards. Red flag red flag! I bet you won't have any problems with that message, I know lawyers attach it to the bottom of all of their e-mails. You should e-mail him back and make up a lot of stuff and see if he would still want to live there. Talk lots about girly stuff. Since we all live together our periods have become synchronized, so beware the 3rd week of the month. Stuff like that, that would be awesome!
How come my life is so much more boring than yours!? This is INCREDIBLE!
I want to see the actual email. no offense taren, but you have a tendency to exaggerate just a tad.
I think he sounds perfect. What more could you want from a roommate. He will keep you laughing!
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